My SIL Kicked My Kids Out of Her Halloween Party to ‘Put Me in My Place’ — I Showed Her She Messed with the Wrong Mom

Looking back, I should’ve known something was fishy when my mother-in-law’s eyes lit up at the sight of our Superman costumes in the department store that day.

“Oh, how creative,” she’d said, smiling as brightly as her most recent Botox treatment would allow. “The boys must be thrilled.”

She’d fingered the fabric of Jake’s cape with perfectly manicured nails, her nose wrinkling slightly. “Though perhaps something more… sophisticated might better suit Isla’s Halloween gathering?”